dogesexual: do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to
viridian-ebubbles: emkay-mlp: My parents often warned me that people on the internet could be lying about who they really are but I’ve found that the internet is the only place where are truly themselves and in reality they lie about who they are offline. this is so true it hurts
obisham: docter-who: obisham: I really just want someone to rewrite the entire twilight series and make it about Charlie okay My Daughter’s Dating a Fucking Vampire The Vampire Tried To Die But My Dumb Bitch Daughter Saved It Now She’s ENGAGED To It It Got Her Pregnant I’m Gettin’ Real Tired Of This Vampire’s Shit
GUYSGUYSGUYSTHIS IS HUGE FOR ME PLEASE
anamericantimelordinlondon: kawaiinchesters: ciel-dog-phantomhive: edwardisacornball: forgottenwinterfrost: MY MOM SAID IF THIS GETS 500,000 NOTES SHE WILL FINALLY CALL ME “KHYLE” AND REFER TO ME AS HER SON PLEASE THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME AND HER This is still important, right guys? I think so. This isn’t just a fluffy chicken thing…..,someone wants their mother to accept...
hannahg113: some-bitch-just: brandojerry: fandominos: Russians doing their thing again > I’m so glad we have Russia. > This is frickin awesome. > That’s the best video ever. > What I want to know is that how they caught those pigeons… what are they fucking throwing pigeons at each other w h a t russia
Augustus Waters: "May I see you again?"
Hazel Grace: "Sure."
Augustus Waters: "Tomorrow?"
Hazel Grace: "Patience, grasshopper. You don't want to seem overeager."
Augustus Waters: "Right, that's why I said tomorrow. I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow. I'm serious."
Hazel Grace: "You don't even know me. How about I call you when I finish this?"
Augustus Waters: "But you don't even have my phone number."
Hazel Grace: "I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book."
Augustus Waters: "And you say we don't know each other."
robotsquid: landofcryptsandhelium: landofcryptsandhelium: how many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh ten-tickles
There’s a big difference, I discovered, between wanting to die and not wanting...– Brian Hugh Warner (via souls-entwined)
reasons i tend to not talk people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago people seem disinterested in what i’m saying i hate my voice i have something really mean to say i hate you i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and...